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toddkraine:

going back to school

vi9:

slaughterhouse-ninetwofive:

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ediebrit:

oh my  god

huge trigger warning but oh my god

shots. fired.

No…no… Comedy central unfortunately hit the nail on the year and just ouch

idonegaffedit:

i accidentally told my friend the sweetest pick up line ever. i started talking about solipsism (the belief that everything around you was created by your mind) and i went “If everything around me is all my imagination, then you’re the best thing I’ve come up with” she was speechless for a solid five minutes.

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chaniall:

people shit on math and science because they’re not good at it y’all are like “being amazing at math and science doesn’t make you intelligent” nah man it literally does it’s just that if you aren’t amazing at math and science it doesn’t mean you’re unintelligent don’t shit on other people’s talents simply because they aren’t yours

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tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

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cuteys:

not gonna happen this year

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shotarokaneda:

FUCK my friend hooked up with this girl and she’s like a mild weeb or whatever but she fucking called him oniichan in bed i’m fucking howling

  • me: hey i like this thing it's pretty cool
  • tumblr: here's a list of 247 reasons with 2 paragraphs each on why that thing is awful and you need to stop enjoying yourself
Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil
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thegeekyblonde:

who else was gay for violet baudelaire growing up 

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SJ.