i have the sex appeal of a math book
idk man, i’ve never met anyone that opened a math book and didn’t say “fuck me”
And what person hasn’t banged a math book on a desk? Multiple times?
when shows are on hiatus
- around christmas time
when im free to watch these shows
- around christmas time
Spread this like WILDFIRE.
I think it’s disgusting that instead of being horrified that their clothing cut a child repeatedly and pulling it from all shelves, that they just refused to acknowledge the problem or even give a refund.
A refund isn’t even the issue here, but the fact that the entire situation was dismissed because a return was impossible because of bloodstains? They need to sort out their priorities.Wow. What kind of response is that? “Didn’t you check to see if our product (designed for children) was dangerous for your kid before letting them wear it?” Guess you can’t even go into a children’s clothing store anymore with the assumption the products are child safe. You’d think they would put out a recall on the thing at the very least.
This poor little girl! I hope this store gets sued.
I work at Belk and this is so sad. I would’ve given her the refund regardless. We don’t have this dress at my store but it’s still online, Belk needs to pull this! I’m never buying Morgan any of those bonnie jean dresses
I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.
Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)
no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs
if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset
Bones next to the butt are nice
Butt bones are the best bones.
where the women of tumblr make me feel better about having a boner when cuddling
why does tumblr always personify introversion as a tiny cute girl who drinks tea reads books and wears sweaters like i’m a 190 pound man who hangs out in the gym and in the woods doin manly shit but people still make me nervous like damn
Me before exam: I AM SO READY FOR THIS SHIT
Me after exam: I WAS SO NOT READY FOR THAT SHIT
If I see one Sherlock spoiler I will start world war III
this series is 126 years old
yes because sherlock follows exactly the plot of every story published by arthur conan doyle there are literally no differences whatsoever
brokeback mount doom
the sexual tension between you and the person who sits behind you in class when you have to pass papers back to them
"Implied Sexual Content"
Get that weak ass shit out of here I want full on dick bumping not the ghost of gay sex past
I FINALLY UNDERSTAND.
WHY DON’T THY JUST SHOW US THIS CHART IN GEOGRAPHY???
DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG O HAVE USED GB AND ENGLAND AND THE UK INTERCHANGEABLY??????????????????????????????
A LONG ASS TIME. NONE OF MY TEACHERS EVER CORRECTED ME.
dude wtf this is worse than us not using the metric system
I need to print this.